Stoner Achievements

Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need

Tarzan - Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree

Underage - Toke up as or with a minor

Undercover Brother - Go to work high

EZ Baked - Make weed cookies/brownies (banana bread!)

Party Foul - Spill the bong water

Green Gills - Drink the bong water

FUUUUUUUUU - Get your weed jacked by a cop

Flying Nina - Smoke outside all night

Nug Ninja - Blaze atop a restricted building/area

Day Walker - Smoke outside in public during the day

One MIllion Mile High Club - Get really baked and have sex

Surf n Turf - Smoke on a beach

I’m On A Boat - Smoke on a yacht 

Smooth Criminal - Smoke with a cop in the vicinity 

Voice Of Reason - Smoke out a straight edge person

Keep It Tight - Roll a blunt that lasts 20+ minutes

Michael Phelps - Swim in a pool while high

Rugged Smoker - Smoke on a hiking/camping trip

Climb The Ladder - Meet your dealer’s dealer

Shotgun Wedding - Smoking out a weed virgin using only shotties

Rehab - Successfully take 3 shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing

Phew - Get searched by a cop with at least an eighth on you and don’t get caught

Woodstock - Smoke freely at an outdoor music festival

Han Solo - Enjoy a relaxed night smoking by yourself

P.I.M.P - Smoke out 2 or more girls at once without any guys there (male achievement)

DICKS EVERYWHERE - Smoke out 2 or more guys at once without any girls there (female achievement)

Chillin’ with Jimi - Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Hendrix 

One Ring to Rule Them All - Blow a perfect smoke ring

Arctic Fires - Smoking while watching Northern Lights

Friends With Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time

I’m gonna complete everything on this list <3

  June 20, 2010 at 03:50pm